I Was Told There Would Be Trinkets Pin

Same energy as a crow who showed up to a party and immediately started eyeing the shiny objects. 

You were promised trinkets. You came for trinkets. You will leave with this pin and zero regrets. Wear it on your tote, jacket, or car visor as a warning to others: do not invite you anywhere without snacks and at least three (3) small curious objects to examine.

Hard enamel pin with rubber backing.