Dracula Planter (includes bag of dirt + succulent)

He only comes out at night. But your succulent? That thing needs sunlight, so we suggest working that out between yourselves.

This handcrafted Dracula planter is brooding, dramatic, and deeply committed to the bit. He will look incredible on your shelf, your desk, your windowsill, or anywhere else that could use a little more gothic flair and a lot less boring.

I vant to hold your succulent.

Every planter ships with:
🪴 A hand-scooped bag of soil (scooped by me, personally, with my own two hands)
🌱 1–2 real live succulent clippings from my So. Cal. garden — grown alongside Ruby and Orson (my dogs!) with love and sunlight.